i don’t care if you’re 13 or 26 on tumblr we’re all the same age
unless you are 12.9
yeah if you’re 12.9 get out
You cannot paint me with only one color; I am a painting made from strokes of everything.
wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple
because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.
It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”